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She looks like she’s going to prom
BUT SHE’S NOT GOING TO PROM.

“Hers Name is Madison”
4 months ago
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I just got to second base with that bee.

9 months ago
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GET OUT NOW BEFORE THEY FILL YOU WITH STAR SHIP DREAMS AND A LOVE OF ALIEN SEX.

10 months ago
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I KEEP EATING THIS DAMN BLUEBERRY MUFFIN TOP CEREAL. I AM SO FAT.

THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

10 months ago
”

OR TAKE THE NAME OF THE INFAMOUS SLASHER ONCE AGAIN AND SLASH HER. LIVING LEGEND. ONE LAST MISSION. THIS IS DESTINY.

11 months ago
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CHILLN AND SHIT

11 months ago
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Just when you think things can’t get worse, ZOMBIES

11 months ago
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AND I SPILLED WATER ON ME

UGH

I’M JUST GONNA FUCKING WATCH JUMANJI

11 months ago
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Pretend to be Moby, I’m going to fist you.

11 months ago